Recently, a person I know was selling their barbecue on Gumtree. Lo’ and behold, it turned out that their buyer had a great sense of adventure (and of humour).

Is the barbecue still for sale?

It would seem the conversation started out reasonably normally, actually…

The skills required

Pray tell me, art thou a predator?

A horse and a half

‘Twouldst that I were able to attend this fine feast!

The gold

One must always have an incentive of gold or a lady to embark on a quest…

The quest

The quest doth begin to the road known as St Kilda…